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Signs of Extreme Drunkenness
Proof that this dude has been blackout
drunk 100% of the presidential campaign
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Debate of Thrones
Proof that Hillary is a dragon-slaying robot
sent from the future to save... someone from... something
1> She has the alphanumeric code 5bc T180 99 stamped into her right shoulder.
2> If you look closely, one of her eyes flashes red.
3> Overwhelming amount of photographic evidence of her shaking hands with, hugging, high-fiving the terminator.