Don't be the Douchebag CEO!
If you ever aspire to be anything
there are million things you can be
Don't be the boss who underpays his staff
Don't be the mayor who gives poor folks the shaft
Don't be a monster who uses class warfare
To benefit his wallet & his profiteers
Be a professor studying queer things
A UFO-chaser learning about Saturns rings
A punk dog-walker trynna get laid
YOU CAN BE A BITCHIN'
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