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FIRST card game DOUCHEBAG CEO 

is THE FIRST OF MaNY fun card gameS for the whole family!


Collect pairs and don't end up with the Douchebag CEO! 

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Don't be the Douchebag CEO!


If you ever aspire to be anything

there are million things you can be

Don't be the boss who underpays his staff

Don't be the mayor who gives poor folks the shaft 

Don't be a monster who uses class warfare

To benefit his wallet & his profiteers

Be a professor studying queer things

A UFO-chaser learning about Saturns rings

A punk dog-walker trynna get laid

YOU CAN BE A BITCHIN' HOT COUGAR OLD MAID

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Wolfbait (Chicago, IL)

Chicago Comics (Chicago, IL)

Bric-A-Brac Records (Chicago, IL)

Women & Children First Bookstore (Chicago, IL)

Reed's Local (Chicago, IL)

Space Oddities (Chicago, IL)

Logan Hardware (Chicago, IL)

Challengers (Chicago, IL)

City Lit (Chicago, IL)



Card game illustrated by Jack Haynes

Photograph by Thirza Pearl