Things she really wanted to say…


“Ok, yo, I’ve been doing this since I was 2.”

"So my husband and I are separate entities." 


"I do whatever the f#%k I want.”

“Turns out, I've created a human being in my body & nurtured & raised it to adulthood.”

“How much longer do I have to hold in this steam? Is it going to burn me?”


"Yeah I know I look like this -----> 

Things he actually said…

“They’re just words, they don’t mean jacks*** unless I am gonna use them against someone.”


“NOOO SHE HAS TO SAY 'RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORIST!' OMG IT'S NOT FAIIIIIRRRRRR WTF!”


“Russia & me, we’re tight.”

“Bill! I love you so, I always will! I look at you… and see the passion eyes of May”

“Will I say sorry? Ha! Pfffft. What? Nah.”


"Bill Bill Bill I can't stop thinking about, talking about Bill! I have a hard-on for Bill!" 

Quotes from

the Presidential Debate of Thrones