A game celebrating occupations that don't plot against the working class 


Fun for the whole family! 


Collect pairs and don't end up with the Douchebag CEO! 

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Don't be the Douchebag CEO!


If you ever aspire to be anything

there are million things you can be

Don't be the boss who underpays his staff

Don't be the mayor who gives poor folks the shaft 

Don't be a monster who uses class warfare

To benefit his wallet & his profiteers

Be a professor studying queer things

A UFO-chaser learning about Saturns rings

A punk dog-walker trynna get laid

YOU CAN BE A BITCHIN'

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Card game illustrated by Jack Haynes

Photograph by Thirza Pearl